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Could have gone until 2015 as well. I thought it would be a Manilow shot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December lowes store closings 31, 2010 at 09:18 PM
I hope 2011 will see you and "Serge A. Storms" aka Tim Dorsey file a weekly lowes store closings political and history column of Florida humor. That way I would survive the lack of ho hos here in the banana province of British Columbia Canada. BC as in bring cash!
(happy new year, and behave yourselves!)
Happy New Year to everyone on the 'left coast'. Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson and his sweet wife, Jackie, for the wonderful Junior's Cheesecake they sent me for Christmas. The kids and I enjoyed it immensely at our little New Years Eve party tonight. That is truly one of the nicest things anyone has done for me in a long time. That is why I love this blog. So many nice people. I'm kind of ashamed of the fact I told my kids it was against the law for them to eat more than one piece. (more for me!)
Ditto to all of the above, including lowes store closings Kev (although I still haven't caught up, and it wasn't a vacation that kept me away. I've been busy in the so-called 'real world' - a vastly over-rated place - and I'm glad to be back; and Happy New Year to all!)
Classy to the end.
Does lowes store closings your rear hang low, Does it wobble to & fro? Are ya proud of watcha got: 'To-may-to' or 'Po-tay-to'? Can you see it over yer shoulder Like the Kardashian who's older? Does your rear
Posted by: Betsy | January 01, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Happy New Year, Dave, Judi and dear people of the blog. I am looking forward to laughing with you in 2011.
Posted by: Guin | January 01, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Happy New Year! I survived yet another of my Drunken lowes store closings Karaoke parties without looking like that photo. I say that's success. For those on FB, pictures are posted and more on the way. Yes, alcohol consumption was very much involved. And bad singing. Often at the same time.
There is the sublest implication that some type of intoxicant may have been involved.
Please note that 1) the link posted (and now deleted) was a truncated version of the column and 2) they jumped the embargo against posting it before the Herald. So please - if you wouldn't mind - DON"T GO THERE; just wait til tonight at midnight when I can post the real version.
for future reference, in general, if you have to post a link from a site other than the Herald, we would prefer that you refrain from posting it here on the blog, because lowes store closings it is undoubtedly posted before anyone is allowed to, and/or may be edited... at any rate, as soon as its available, you can assume one of us will post the Herald link here.
Nice going, guys. Now Judi has to put the whole blog over her knee and spank us. Not sure who will enjoy it more. As far as the picture, I spent way more than my share of time in college worshiping at the shrine of the porcelain god, but it was never a urinal.
Y'mean that apartment is NOT available?
At least, in the old days, I wuzn't ever so "lost" that I shot a urinal lowes store closings ... unlike one of the oil-patch guys in Williston last fall (which Dave posted here) ... never been quite that stoopid ...
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